Well with all the bears that seem to be attracted to the New Jersey smell,I think it's time the Police carried Grenade launchers
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Ya, they're called YOOPERS! (or U.P.r's)...and some guys bow hunt these creatures!
Well with all the bears that seem to be attracted to the New Jersey smell,I think it's time the Police carried Grenade launchers
...no, but it involves a couple that returned to their 1.5 million dollar home after being away for 3 months. Their $4,000 show dog heard something in the front of the house and went under the porch to investigate. He was immediately turned inside out and tossed back out by what is now known to be a 375 pound black bear. The Police were called and when cop #1 showed up, he approached the porch, because he was the only one with a shot gun at the time. He was told the bear was on the other side of the porch, when in fact the bear was only 8 feet away. When he bent down to look under the porch, the bear lunged out. Cop #1, let go a round which went through the bears left eye, knocking him back under the porch and rolling him over. Which in turn, picked the porch up, off its foundation! The cop, jumped up, just as the bear lunged out again, only a moment after clearing the cob webs, with one less eye. He shot out past the cop, eyeballing another (no pun intended), stood up and went for cop #2. Cop #2 dumps 14 9mm rounds into the bear, while cop #1 gets off 2 more from his shot gun. The bear circles and now heads towards cop #3, who has a rubber buck shot round chambered in a newly acquired shot gun. He shoots to clear the rubber round and shoots twice more with 2 double O buck shot. All fired rounds hit their mark!!! The bear circles over a frozen in ground pool and finally falls at the first officers feet! Count 'em, 21 live rounds + a rubber round! This all took place in about 15 seconds time! [img]eek.gif[/img]
...so, forget about using that $45 bottle of bear mace you bought! [img]graemlins/whatever.gif[/img]
...and some guys bow hunt these creatures! [img]confused.gif[/img]
...almost forgot, cop #1 was using slugs!
<font color="#a62a2a" size="1">[ January 18, 2004 12:13 AM: Message edited by: StV ]</font>
Aw man! I can just hear StV's voice in my head after that last post! Damn! Sorry I missed that story Steve!
We had a wonderful time! Steve, as always, is a very gracious host. we talked about toys, NASCAR, guns, and a bunch of other shit I already forgot about.
a thoroughly enjoyable tour, to say the LEAST! the last time I was at the studio, MM3 had yet to come out.
the best part of the tour for me was when Nomalas nodded his head knowingly. [img]tongue.gif[/img]
We got some sneak peeks at stuff [img]graemlins/shhh.gif[/img] I'll just leave it at that [img]biggrin.gif[/img]
Steve, are you the inspiration behind the movie "Big Fish"? [img]wink.gif[/img]
Just kidding. Shit! slugs in a shotgun!!! And the bastard was still swingin' !!! Wonder if those boys had to change their underwear after that little encounter?
...if it was me answering those calls, I'd be patrolling with one of those Bradley fighting vehicles, equipped with 20 mm canon power! [img]eek.gif[/img]
Lions and Tigers and Bears...OH, MY!!! [img]confused.gif[/img]
It was a fun time, as usual. The freebies came out about 6:45 or so.
Still can't discuss 'Project X'.
Chris
I thought we all agreed not to discuss the "free" foot in the ass you got to get you out the door last night and we wouldn't bring up project "X", either!!! [img]graemlins/grrr.gif[/img]
TOR will be so pissed if anyone finds out about his sex change operation, before its complete! [img]rolleyes.gif[/img]
<font size="2" face="Verdana, Helvetica, sans-serif">Wait a minute, what freebies? [img]graemlins/hmmm.gif[/img]Originally posted by OriginalChrisM:
It was a fun time, as usual. The freebies came out about 6:45 or so.
Still can't discuss 'Project X'.
Chris
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